Please Note: This contest
has been officially over for quite some time.
The contest announcement page is being retained here for reference and research
Industries, Inc. T-shirt Contest
a fabulous EHA Industries
"Mars Tour 2000" T-shirt
Just follow the simple steps
below to enter this contest. And please
read the fine print!
Sign the Guestbook at Mr. Eha's Place between 11/25/98 and 12/31/98. Include
a brief comment and/or question.
The winner will be notified on January 2, 1999. That's all there is to it!
Click Here to Go to My Guestbook
(Well, not anymore, since this contest took place when the site was still
at GeoCities, and it obviously isn't there anymore.)
The Fine Print
By Entering the EHA Industries T-shirt
Contest You Are Tacitly Agreeing to the Following Terms.
- The winner of this contest
will be determined on January 1, 1999, in a random drawing by a quorum of the
Board of Managers of EHA Industries, Inc., of a single name from the Mr. Eha's
Place Guestbook at GeoCities.com. The determination of the winner is final
and not subject to appeal. No purchases of any kind are required to enter this
contest. Signing the Guestbook more than once is cause for your immediate disqualification.
However, if you have signed the Guestbook previous to Thanksgiving Day 1998, you
may sign again to enter the contest. A single person signing the Guestbook using
different e-mail addresses is cause for immediate disqualification. Rude, offensive,
or non-all-ages comments or questions in the Guestbook are cause for immediate
disqualification. You agree not to send abusive, threatening, or whiny communications
to any EHA Industries Board member or to Edward Henry Anderson if you are not the winner.
You will not send abusive, threatening, or whiny communications to any EHA Industries
Board member or to Edward Henry Anderson if you are the winner. You agree not
to sue EHA Industries, Inc. for mental anguish or any other negative physical
or emotional effect(s) including (but not limited to) allergic reactions, heart
palpitations, and/or depression that ensue as a result of your not winning.
You agree not to sue EHA Industries, Inc. for mental anguish or any other negative
physical or emotional effect(s) including (but not limited to) allergic reactions,
heart palpitations, and/or depression that ensue as a result of your winning.
- If you are the winner,
you agree not to sue EHA Industries for any personal injuries (physical, mental,
or emotional, real or imaginary) suffered while wearing and/or while not wearing
the T-shirt. Furthermore, you agree not to complain in any forum, public or private,
about the size (XL only), quality, workmanship, durability, style, and/or any
or all other tangible and intangible aspects of the prize. You agree to wear the
T-shirt in public at least one time per week in warm weather (75 degrees Fahrenheit
and above) and to actively and aggressively encourage passersby to write down
and visit the Internet addresses listed on the back of the shirt. You will not
wear or display the T-shirt in public in anything less than a clean and pressed
state. You will not engage in any behavior that violates community standards of
decency while wearing the T-shirt You assume complete responsibility for the maintenance
and upkeep of the T-shirt immediately upon receipt of it and release EHA Industries,
Inc. from all such responsibilities. You agree not to alter the T-shirt in any
way including (but not limited to) tie-dying, removal of either or both sleeves,
defacing or obscuring the lettering or image(s), and/or adding text or images.
If or when the T-shirt becomes unwearable owing to normal wear and tear or accidental
or deliberate damage, you will immediately dispose of it through incineration
and under no circumstances use it as a cleaning rag.
- This contest is open to
United States citizens who currently reside in the continental United States,
Alaska, or Hawaii only. If you are an extraterrestrial, you may enter this contest
if and only if you have a valid residential or business mailing address in the
continental United States, Alaska, or Hawaii.
- Certain individuals and
groups are strictly prohibited from entering this contest. They are as follows:
- Members of the Board of
Managers of EHA Industries, Inc.
- Past or present employees
or relatives of employees of EHA Industries, Inc.
- Frederick Bean, Herbert
Milton Garble, Harriet Peebles Anderson Pomeroy or her husband, or Richard Albacore,
all formerly of Centerboro, New York
- Descendants of former Oteseraga
County (NY) Court Judge Nathan Willey
- Members of the 1997-1998
Regents Biology class at Centerboro High School or members of the CHS Science
Department during that period of time
- Owners and/or drivers of
any type of sports utility vehicle (SUV)
- Anyone knowingly coming
into possession of a stolen 1942 Studebaker
- Anyone ever having vandalized
a yard display or Hallowe'en jack-o'-lantern at 45 Clinton Street, Centerboro,
- Anyone ever having made
a derogatory comment about accordions or Mrs. Humphrey Underdunk
- Anyone preferring Ant Farms
to Sea Monkeys
- Anyone ever having rudely
accosted Edward Henry Anderson on the streets of Centerboro
- Anyone who has ever expressed
dissatisfaction with an EHA Industries product or service
- Anyone having ever filed
a complaint against EHA Industries with the Better Business Bureau
- Any previous winners of
an EHA Industries Shady Rest Getaway Package Contest currently involved in class action
litigation against EHA Industries, Inc.
- Anyone who has ever been
sued by EHA Industries or Edward Henry Anderson for libel, slander, or defamation of character
is void where prohibited by law.
Here is the front of the T-shirt
This image is completely shabby owing to my cheap scanner and my technical
ineptitude, and it does no justice to the splendidness of the shirt. Mrs.
U., a woman of genuine class and impeccable taste, says that the real thing
is much nicer. This is the official EHA Industries board-approved design.
And this is the back of the
shirt. All text and graphics, front and back, are on a pure white background,
of course, and are quite nicely detailed and sharp.