The Mister Eha's Place Testimonial Page
Over the years, I
have received many testimonials regarding the power of Mr. Eha's Place
to effect nearly miraculous changes in the lives of its readership. Until now,
a false modesty has kept me from displaying them, but my therapist believes that
publishing some testimonials will be an improving exercise for me, and who am
I to argue with a highly-trained medical professional?
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- G.M. of Canberra,
to FlyPower® has brought me not only many hours of good, clean fun, but also
several first place trophies in local fly-powered airplane competitions! Thanks,
- M.E. of Truth
or Consequences, NM
Glad to find the site of a like-minded fellow who obviously does not so much suffer
from delusions, but who rather enjoys them, to paraphrase a source I do not remember!
- T.H. of Denver,
Thanks to you, I have a degree from Royal Prune University and have saved
in excess of $177,666 in college costs!
- L.D. from Battle
I cannot think of a single instance of your website's being harmful to me.
- E.S. from Galleons
My red, scaly patches have all but vanished since I started following your
"1999 Eating Plan."
- R.K. From Lancaster,
I began worshipping the Great Crustaceanoid right after reading about It on your
site. Since then, I have not suffered from any illnesses--other than a single
outbreak of shingles!
- L.H. From Monroeville,
I used the marriage proposal you tendered to Mrs. Underdunk with the woman
who had previously turned me down flat eleven times in a row. This time she said,
"I'll think about it." Thanks a million, Mr. Eha!
- F.B. From Detroit,
Several of your Dixon Diner recipes (especially the jellied pig's feet) were
such a hit with my husband that he didn't leave me for that hussy next door after
all! Sign me "Eternally grateful."
- C.P. From Mount
I take the mutant Nabisco cracker I won in your jackpot everywhere. I think
it is a terrific conversation starter. I varnished it so it would not crumble
or so no one would think of eating it. I used to be a "wallflower,"
but not anymore! I have become attractive to females! I thank you very much!
- J.C. of Bounding
Our formerly moribund book group has a whole new energy now that we gather
around the computer to read Mr. Eha's Place. You would not believe how lively
our discussions get, particularly when reading some of your blog entries. Once
there was even a fist fight!
- G.Y of San
I forgot what I was going to say exactly, but it was something good.
- W.S. of London,
Winning the Josef Stalin Hallowe'en mask changed my lukewarm, fizzless ginger
ale life almost instantly into a series of hot, zippy adventures! You should see
the admiring looks I get when I wear it to the theatre.
- M.C. of Mexico,
I was a trouble-making high school student. My permanent record file was a
couple of inches thick. Thanks to you, I started my GED studies and no longer
give my permanent records a thought!
- L.K. of Middletown,
that your site exists, has tripled my income, grown back hair on my head, made
my shoes stop squeaking and solved the problems I had with theoretical geo-chemistry!
Mr. Eha, you're the one!!!!!
- B.B. of Buffalo,
I am the purchaser of the copy of Mostly Water by Axon Spardoze that you
sold some time ago in one of your Internet yard sales. Reading it has transformed
my life. I recently took an IQ test and my score improved 11% over what it had
been in 8th grade! Had you not made this extremely rare book available, I'd still
be classified as "low normal."
- E.T. of Birmingham,
I knew Freddy in high school (CHS) from which I graduated in 1939 before moving
with my family to England. I am so glad that you have made public just what an
utter pillock he was. Do you know that he used to go out of his way to shove me
down stairwells? Thank you for revealing the truth about him.
- G.K. of Toronto,
Before I ran across your site and the veins of true wisdom meandering throughout,
I was a mere shambling wreck of a human being. I had spent many years attempting
to recover from numerous addictions and emotional deficiencies, but I have achieved
a bliss-like state of mental clarity and inner strength after having adopted your
"Row Your Boat" philosophy. Thank you, Mr. Eha! You are several cuts
above Dr. Phil.
- L.M. of Traverse
My feet used to smell exactly like stale popcorn. I was too embarrassed to eat
in Japanese restaurants. The daily rose water and baking soda soak Mrs. U recommended
to me in a personal e-mail (Now that's what I call service!) has changed my life.
I now even take my shoes off to flex my toes under the pews in church without
fear of giving offense.
- B.S. of Tushville,
May I say that I quite enjoy the valuable services you make available on your
site--the link to the AddAll Book Search, in particular. I used this feature to
find not just a signed edition of my favorite Freddy book (Freddy Goes Camping),
but also an out-of-print textbook on differential equations which I needed for
my collection of undergraduate mathematics textbooks of the late 19th and early
- A.C. of Sri
Though I am quite sure you are mistaken about the nature and motivations of
the Martian species, I nonetheless find your ruminations about them quite amusing.
- K.F. of Toronto,
Your generous sharing of the gist of unpublished Freddy manuscripts and your
insightful ratings and commentaries shall not go unrewarded. Should you not predecease
me, you will be remembered in my will.
- T.J. of Owsego,
I will never again be bullied by vegans into not proclaiming my passion for
fried baloney. It is truly excellent. I also like lard spread on toasted seedless
rye bread and suspect Miss Belette does too. Can you give me her phone number?
I feel she and I must meet.
- W.C. of Singapore
A pretty site for many happy returns from us. Not to be consternation is what
we must be agreeing!
- F.B. of Phoenix,
Inspired by your abstinence from unlawful activity since the middle of the
last century, I'm confident that I will be able to fulfill all the terms of my
parole this time! (BTW, I was convicted of a non-violent "white collar"
crime, not that that makes any difference.)
- L.W. of Portland,
Your warnings about the Martian invaders sure got me off my a**. Me and the wife
and our 8 kids now have the best-stocked underground shelter we could afford!
The kids didn't need to go to college anyway since there won't be any colleges
or anything else left standing, right?
- W.G. of Akron,
I lost 38 pounds in the three weeks it took me to get through your site! Coincidence?
I don't think so!
- I.D. of Washington,
Before becoming a reader of Mr. Eha's Place and the Freddy the Pig books,
I used to spend my time worrying about what kind of SUV Jesus would drive or how
many times per day I had sinned on average during my wicked lifetime. I still
worry about these things, but now I can occasionally divert my attention from
my wretched sinful nature by finding examples of yours on your website. Is this
- M.E. of Batavia,
the best travel underpants I've ever owned. They keep you cool, dry, and comfortable.
I traveled most of the mid-Atlantic states packing only two pair, washing them
at the end of the day in hotel and B&B sinks, squeezing them in a towel, and
hanging them up overnight to dry. Only once did this method fail, but that was
my fault. Highly recommended!
- C.C. of El
My sales figures have doubled since I began reading your E-book, Selections
from Mr. Eha's Place!
- P.M. of Belmont,
This is the best clearinghouse for information about Centerboro I have yet
to encounter! And I have looked everywhere!